football

A misused term for a game mostly played in America and specially designed for steroid-packed bulky bullies to outstand among themselves and collide against each other like brainless and highly moronic beasts. The game is characterized by brutality and fatal injuries are pretty common. Soccer is the real and very genuine football since you actually use your foot to hit a spheric ball all the time.

He looks very nice in his football outfit; he is probably set to break some of his opponents' ribs today. He runs like a brainless maniac, but he's just playing football. Soccer deserves to be called football since players actually use their feet to kick balls in this game.

by spektral September 24, 2007

football major

A degree that a lot of football players major that is a easy, in order to focus on their real reason for going to college, football.

You seriously majoring in sociology? Tha'ts a football major!

by superimmortalking July 11, 2009

football

the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
(fat guy jeff )hey wana watch the nfl supper bowl

(smart kid david) no you twat it sucks ets watch soccer or are you going to call that retrded?)

the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
foot ball is the worst trucking sport ever too many deatchs by brain colisons football a sport where is only male babbys screaming for the ball even though they cant catch kick or throw

by i am d@v!d April 23, 2021

finished footballer

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

by Mbappe lotin October 6, 2022

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

arena football

A stupid football league thats full of guys that can't make it in the NFL. Another sad attempt to match the NFL's great football league.

"Man did you watch that Arena Football game last night?"
"Ya, I think my IQ dropped."

by M33p0rz May 1, 2006

michigan football

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.

The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.

by jordan s August 18, 2006