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Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale
Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.
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floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.
Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo
by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023
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Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
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Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024
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Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold
by lucid kai January 25, 2023
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Floating pizza

Floating pizza comes from the group called da "Meatballz". And it means, when da pizza floats. And when da "Meatballz" get "it in".
Shit girl, we're getting floating pizza this evening
by dameatballz March 31, 2011
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Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.
Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”
by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022
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