flaming ass launch

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

flaming fart of doom

It begins as a rumbling feeling inside your stomach. You think it is nothing but then your ass starts to burn and flames shoot out of your ass at a very high speed and that is when you need to quickly run to the bath room before you kill everyone with in a 10 mile radius.

"Oh my Gosh I just had this flaming fart of doom all over the side of your wall and I need a power washer."

by broke the toilet June 6, 2009

Flaming Dr. Pepper

Take a shot glass and fill it with 3/4 amaretto and 1/4 with bacardi 151. light it and drop it into a pint of beer. now drink it down. you have created a flaming dr. pepper

dude i was watching this cartoon and the one guy made this flaming dr. pepper drink. i made it and it tasted just like dr.pepper

by peteylove July 20, 2008

flaming homo

Someone unbelievably incredibly gay...also includes some narcissists

Guy 1: Did you see the guy on facebook last night?

Guy 2: Yeah he had like 47 profile pictures

Guy 1: What a flaming homo

by No.57 February 9, 2009

flaming jew-fro

A person with red hair and a jew-fro.

Matt has a flaming jew-fro.

by Your Dear Friend Clark June 29, 2005

Flancing

A combination of Dancing & Flying. Standing around with arms outstretched, to music either real or in your own head. Traditionally performed while intoxicated. Making your own noises is optional.

There wasn't much going on at the party, but after a couple of beers I found myself Flancing.

by hugo-a-go-go March 3, 2011

Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012