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follow the monkeys

Slang for smoking crack. Used for saying you smoked crack while not wanting to draw attention to yourself.
Crackhead: I was following the monkeys all night.
Crackwhore: I follow the monkeys everynight!
by dustinvk July 27, 2008
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They follow me

When a friend stands in a driveway and tells you with a smile one her/his face and say's, "I have an idea and watch they will all follow me."
Girl: Can time go backwards?
Guy: They follow me Sally watch, I started it first and they follow me.
Girl: Whatever silly don't be so cocky. How was your day? Are you too busy to talk?
Guy: No, whats up?
Girl: I just wanted to communicate with you.

(5years later)
Guy: We should just do it. We want to have sex. I think you deserve better in life.
Girl: We will ruin or friendship and I have feelings for you already.
Guy: I'll never harm you. If I were a samurai and I could ever save your life would you let me? Roschell told me no.
Girl: (Laughing) Ok, but only if the children can be saved too. (under her breath) I love you____.
*(He didn't hear me because of the traffic at the intersection turning into the drive way of Logan's, I never said it again *until now*)
(10 years later)

Woman: Nice hat
Man: I told you Sally, they follow me.
Woman: For good or bad reasons?
Man: Ra meaning I'm a sledghammer and I'm right
Woman: Are you really? Glad "The Man" gets to runn that's right R. u. N.N. his mouth and away. Never say I didn't warn you. Look like an Ass and a whole bit of never shows up when love calls. Have fun with shallow hallows. Did you ever really love me was that a faced/ad to get me in the sack that many times tricky dixcsnon?

Has he won the Oscar for best preformance but it was all and act? That's why they get called Oscar J Deezy's. When they want to, as they would say "Hit That" all the boys pull out that Oscar winning performance. Then dump you and call you a hoe, hooch, the list goes on...and or a bitch that won't give it up. Sockondeez words smithy Doe!
by WlfC'sUrTricksSuckITJ February 5, 2010
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Follow the Leader

Act learned early in life when one follows who ever is in charge with little question of wrong doing and believe in trust and honesty.
I've always played follow the leader.
by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015
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Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex August 23, 2008
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bed fellows

the multiple sexual partners a gay man has had.
"Zach told us about the many bed fellows he has had over the years."
by the truth66 December 9, 2009
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brian fellows

THATS CRAZY!

WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.

saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"

"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"

thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
If you have a suggestion for a change in this definition write it on the back of a $20 bill and put it next to the statue of testudo at the top of the comcast center steps at midnight on the first full moon of the month.
by we hate duke May 3, 2005
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Fellowship of the Rock

A legacy of a tightly knit group constituting a kinship all exhibiting attributes of chiseled looks, excelsior athletic skills, impeccable academic talents and the overall spirit of winning.
I was gonna go pick up on dat hottie in da club but the fellowship of the rock had dibs.

Did you see that guy steal that girl from her boyfriend while he went to the bathroom? That is fellowship material.
by Skylar Novak November 7, 2008
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