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Felch

Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.
by Bob February 6, 2005
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felching

Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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Feltch

The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.
After their 'naked lunch', Little Boy Blue Balls and his friend, 'Browny" were ready for desert.Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. "Lil-Boy, nothing like a cool down, after the going down that I just witnessed". "Don't be silly Rex, you know that ice-cream will totally destroy the wonderfull aroma we can all share after I rare-back and let go a 3 alarm FELTCH BELCH!
by j.r. dada March 10, 2007
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ruffle feathers

to get frisky with the opposite sex.
Jay Reno is such a hunk, I wanna ruffle his feathers.
by Rolo November 24, 2004
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Felching

To have sex with someone in the buttocks and after finishing to suck all of the cum out of they're asshole
I really enjoy felching because I'm such a perv that cuming in someones asshole just isnt enough
by Adam Gold November 15, 2006
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felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.
Faggots are usually felchers
by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005
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felchest

when a homosexual man sucks the seman out of another mans butox with a straw then spits it back throught the straw into the other mans eye, causeing temperary blindness.
landon recieved a vissish felchest from bill. bill sucked the seaman out of his ass with a straw and opeaned landons eye lid and spat the seaman back throught the straw into his eye, now landon is tempeary blind.
by kjbsfgosnblshbshbflkhnr March 17, 2009
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