Alternative Facts

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

Tussin Farts

When you ingest the tussin, you will have uncontrolled farting
which leads you to believe you shit your pants... And, their smell is distinct.

"I had tussin farts, i drank some tussin and got tussin farts, who am i?

by Schmee420 January 2, 2008

running farts

its wen you are running and at every step you are taking you are farting

ahhh wats that smell.
its that bitch that passed by he was running farts

by IloveFacebook123 February 19, 2011

fartstick

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006

shower farts

a fart in the shower. it is one of the worse smelling farts ever. It often smells worse then regular farts, most of the time the smell is similar to scrabled eggs,sulfur,crude oil,or fish. it is a mystery why shower farts smell more horrid the normal farts

shower farts tend to linger longer then normal farts

by baka kuso yaro June 6, 2011

facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

soundboard farts

when your farts sound loud and generic, almost fake like the ones you find on a sound board

you guys ive been having some real soundboard farts tonight

by w0rdsworth December 10, 2010