Facon

Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)

As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.

by cpRtech July 17, 2007

falcon punch

falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something

Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested

"Hey Billy get over here"

"yeah what?"

"go falcon punch that cow"

".... FALCON PUNCH"

MOOOOOOOOO

by littledude759 April 8, 2010

Falcon Punch

What bird fanatics drink between rounds of Hawk-ey

"Show me your moves!"

"FALCON PUNCH"

by Zakxx April 12, 2010

Falcon Punch

The act of spotting a fine-ass'd chick (optional guy if ur a homo) who is preferably wearing a skirt and sneaking up behind them, taking a huge ass wind up, and shoving your fist up their anus as far as it will possibly go. If you make it to the mid forearm, you have achieved a Falcon Punch. Oh yea, dont forget to scream FALCON PUNCH!

Man "hehe..."

Woman "Wah?" (as she looks around)

Man "FALCON PUNCH!"

Woman "OHHHH!! Farther!!"

Man "I knew you'd like it."

by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010

fatronise

A blurd meaning patronise over facebook

On facebook chat;

John: and when you push the off button, it turns off.
Peter: don't fatronise me.

by amberintheuk July 24, 2011

Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

by V November 15, 2004

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by jenn August 16, 2004