farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007

emilia fart

iconic

emilia fart is iconic

by an-iconic-fan February 14, 2018

Quacking farts

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.

Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Smart Fart

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.

Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.

"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"

by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012

Dressed Fart

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to

"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"

by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014

Motorboat farts

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016