False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

False Leadership

Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.

The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.

It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.

*In a Weekly Team Meeting*

Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.

Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.

Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.

Neil: Kill me now.

by Mike109999 February 12, 2022

False surrender

A warcrime of atrocious proportion

False surrender is when the payment of currencies doesn't match your bills, a mass purgery incident causing mistrial

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Falsesona

A furry or a persona’s sona that is not their actual sona or real selves. Artists mostly use others’ false sona to make them feel comfortable!

Example: your fursona and a white wolf hugging but with some hints like markings of their favorite colors, their fursona’s color markings.

Person 1: hey I drew me and my crush’s falsesona

by Snowfurry June 27, 2022

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Failed Extract Daddy

commonly found on twitch at degenerate hours. can be seen dying on streets, baited by lunch boxes, forgetting their backpack is on, and having no bitches. however followers; he has many loyal subjects.

Hey, did you see that Failed Extract Daddy forgot his backpack at hole in the wall again?

by TheBau5 January 31, 2023

False Flag Candidate

In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.

"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."

"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."

"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."

by Ollie Anthem April 6, 2023