Hidden Fatty

A Photo taken at an extreme downward angle to negate the presence of a large waist and or hips.

When a girl on myspace or facebook takes a picture of herself from above her head in order to give the impression that she is skinny rather than fat. Hence the term "Hidden Fatty."

by Grande Pescado February 8, 2010

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

sparkle fatty

Clubber boy or (more often) girl. Sluttish attire combined with obnoxious and/or drunken behavior.

"I hate this bar; it's full of sparkle fatties."

by Daniel February 2, 2004

Fatty Pancakes

A fat person.

Dude, this plane is crowded and I'm not going to sit next to fatty pancakes over there.

by Use this term daily June 30, 2009

fatty mac

A fat man who's diet consists of anything starting with 'Mc'. Known to populate and thrive in a fast-food environment, they will readily chow down anything fat-coated in sight, even if it isn't theirs.

'Dean P is such a fatty mac. '

Person 1: 'Holy fuck, did you see that?'
Person 2: 'I can't believe it!! He just ate all our food!'
Person 1: 'Man, what a fatty mac.'
Person 2: 'Yeah, I bet he spends his entire life eating and shoving his fat into people's faces to put them off.
Person 1: 'Nah, you've mixed him up with Rosie O'Donnell

by not a fatty mac August 29, 2009

fatty johamagans

big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.

there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.

"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."

"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."

"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."

"i'm returtled."

by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009

Fatty McFattenburg

One who's proportions allow for there comparison to a blimp

Did you see the size of Fatty McFattenburg over there on the line for cotton candy? WOW!

by Fugly Racin October 19, 2009