Wi-Fries

When you're out of data and somehow out of the house, so you order fries from your local fast-food joint just to leech off their free Wi-Fi.

Yuki: Can we go to Carl's Jr and order fries?
You: Just so you can use their Wi-Fi?
Yuki: ....
You: You mean like, Wi-Fries????

by SustainableGuy September 4, 2018

Drench fries

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Curly fries

A boy with curly hair who likes a girl with ginger hair

Curly fries was looking at you

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Nacho Fries

Donald Trump's SePhOrA custom foundation shade, Whereas Joe Biden's is just some liquid dandruff whiter than Ed Sheeran's ass

Omg I chug that new Nacho Fries fLaVorEd foundation from Sephora MmmmMmmmm so smegsie

by bingleton coochiesmith May 14, 2022

Fried jada

A girl who doesn't smell delightful and whose hair is all nappy with alot of dandruff probably some mold to. Fakes pregnancy, and thinks she's the shit but actually just smells like it

Whats for dinner? Fried jada

by Babablacksheep77634 December 14, 2021

Fried edges

A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe the phenomenon of an excess of anti adhesive product applied to an oven band during the production of Jaffa cakes.

Oh my days these cakes are bad! At least we won’t get 53’s with these fried edges!

We’ve dumped 7 bins of fried edges, just can’t get the cakes right.

These fried edges are massive! They’re like bloody dinner plates!

by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2021

Flash fried

Hair that is overly burnt from hot irons or straighteners, or chemical use such as dyes

Have you seen Haley recently, her hair is totally flash fried

by crackers7 January 28, 2022