flavored

distracted, preoccupied, generally out-of-it, not lucid

After remaining awake for 36 hours straight to cover an extra shift in the ER, the flavored young doctor crashed on the break room couch.

by Wes October 26, 2003

flavored

When a bitch eats food with different spices. As a result it smells and tastes differently.

Person 1: Yo those bitches was flavored bruh.
Person 2: Yea like mayonnaise on a roast beef sandwich
Person 1: Nah.. my bitch was garlic chicken flavored
Person 2: Word

by solykinzz June 30, 2017

flavored

To work for a start-up company and be made promises (such as private equity in the company, overtime pay, bonuses, days off, profit-sharing, paid time off, etc.) to incentivize getting you to work 100 hour weeks in order to deliver over-promised client project(s) only to be laid off with no heads-up, no severance and no courtesy whatsoever upon delivering aforementioned project(s). Effectively never receiving such promises and leaving you the weekend to scramble to pull together a portfolio, resume and make preparations to find another job. Optionally, you will be informed "the partners will be okay" and not to worry about them to conclude the layoff meeting.

Thank you for joining this Google Hangout meeting on such short notice, we appreciate you all being able to show up, with the exception of Rick, who had a mild stroke yesterday. Let us proceed, the partners and myself wanted to gather you all here today and tell you that you have all done a bang up job busting out those projects for us, we know you're tired and we know we could have told you a month ago that we're not doing so well financially-- on that note, you have all just been flavored. By the way, please do not worry about us the partners, we'll be okay"

TL;DR

You've just been flavored.

by weareanagency March 20, 2016

flavored

to have flavor, steez, a high amount of swagger and self confidence, unique style, etc.

“Man, of course we had sex on the first date. She couldn’t resist how flavored I was.”

by tylercoolidge May 31, 2021

Flavored Long Neck

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.

Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck

by LongNecker February 18, 2015

Flavored Pork

The act of a man having anal sex with a girl and then removing it to ejaculate inside her mouth while she is giving him a blow job.

You're a naughty girl. I am sure you want some flavored pork.

by Tyefromnj1 March 15, 2009

Flavored Ice

The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well

Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009