frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

flustagate

to hit with a club-like object; beat

I want to flustagate that bitch to death with a bat.

by Q-Y January 23, 2005

Frost her tonsils

A slang term used to describe cumming down a girl's throat.

Jessica is so hot, I sure would love to frost her tonsils.

by ThePenguin756 March 19, 2011

Fousty Mop

The complete saturation of one's hair with urine and then letting air dry fully resembliing the smell and texture of an old fousty mop.

Last night before my girl and I went out, I gave her a fousty mop. People shy'd away from us. Must have thought we were bed wetters.

by Captain-Awesomer July 9, 2011

Frost the pastry

To lick the outer lips of the vagina without the tongue actually penetrating.

The webcam site doesn't allow penetration in free chat, so the most Candie Cane could do to Paradise was frost the pastry.

by bCamden January 1, 2012

flust

The powdery residue at the bottom of a cereal bag. It's flakey and dusty.

The only thing that can ruin my cereal is the flust.

by Sstephen September 22, 2015

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016