Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

by laura3450 August 2, 2009

finduckles

(n) something that is ridiculous
(adj) describing something that is ridiculous
(n) pooping on a stoop

Man, That bitches ass was finduckles

Man, that ninja's behavior was finduckles

"Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and poop on your stoop"
"Man, that's finduckles"

by SkeeterRama December 13, 2006

findley

adjective meaning ruling what you do; having total control; boss

The findley snowboarder crailed the board while spinning off the jump.

by Gordo9 December 16, 2014

Stud Finder

a girl who has the ability to point out really good looking guy

"Why doesn't she like me"
"Maybe its cause shes too busy being a stud finder to notice us unstudly"

by El Diablo the Fighting Chicken April 23, 2007

Findian

a person who has a parent who is part finnish and a parent who is part Indian (Native American) coined in Minnesota.

In northeren Minnesota, the cultures of the Finnish and Indian are similar, so we call them Findian

by erin leanne August 21, 2008

finding nemo

Euphemism for a marijuana smoking session.

"I'm gonna drive on down to the bank, hit up the ATM, and find nemo in the parking lot once I'm done."

by Arrbear September 15, 2005

finda

it means the same as "going to"

I'm finda beat your bitch ass.

by boom boom b July 24, 2004