BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009
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Jim:I just got this motherbord at Fry's
Sam:Sucker, bet it doesnt work.
(2 days later)
Jim:Damn, this motherbord is bad, back to Fry's and the return line.
(2 days later)
Jim:Still in the fucking return line
Sam:Sucker, bet it doesnt work.
(2 days later)
Jim:Damn, this motherbord is bad, back to Fry's and the return line.
(2 days later)
Jim:Still in the fucking return line
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the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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by emb68 May 15, 2007
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Maushawn the wigger: dude, chingy is better 'den electronica!
Electronic fan: oh yeah? well frankie knuckles is coming to your house and is going to do a drive-by on your ass.
Electronic fan: oh yeah? well frankie knuckles is coming to your house and is going to do a drive-by on your ass.
by Phil the Pill September 11, 2006
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A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
by EuropeanAndAstonished October 13, 2004
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