evan and julia

possibly the most two perfect people for each other. Julia plays all the same video games that Evan dose and she pones at them to. they both love the same super hero's and super villains too. so in the end no matter how you toss the dice these two are ment to be together.

person 1: Awww, those two are are so ment for each other....

person 2: that's because there evan and julia, Duh!

person 1:also I heard that they meet on Xbox live, isn't that odd

person 2: no!!! that's romantic

by purple haired freak o' nature July 8, 2011

evan

the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome on the outside and inside. The best blue eyes ever. Such a cutie! The one you see and just wish he'd like you. Easy to talk to and always gives great advice.A wonferful Christian guy who every one wants to be friends with. If he loves you, you are blessed!

evan is that one boy who make your heart skip a beat every time you see him

by proverbs3130girl January 6, 2012

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan is a young, beautiful and talented actress who somehow managed to get a large army of haters. This is most likely because of her relashionship with Marilyn Manson, and the fact that she was chosen over Ugly Von Teese in the Manson household.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.

Those Evan Rachel Wood haters are fuckin' retarded.

by xDroppin'Ax June 10, 2008

Evan

A really annoying man that won't stop bugging people when they tell him to stop and also tells corny jokes

That guy won't stop talking! Well duh he's an Evan

by xoxoelse January 24, 2017

Evan

1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster

I'm gonna Evan my hamster! Once every six weeks you should Evan your hamster.

by raguthegreatwizardking November 8, 2010

Evan Stone

Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.

:Dude with a 1 inch pointy penis:

That guy has such a 1 inch Evan Stoner

by TheRealPornDeal January 6, 2011

evan

a fucking douche bag; can also be considered a man whore.

"He's such an evan"
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."

by kkkaaammm August 20, 2012