Battlefield Earth

Holywood Movie Critics synonym for shit until Gigli came along.

That Gigli movie was the biggest piece of Battlefield Earth I've ever seen.

by Jeff Wilder November 11, 2003

koala ears

A vagina so hairy that when underpants are applied two ear like things appear from the inner thigh.....

She had a nice set of Koala Ears!

by James Clifton April 29, 2005

amelia earhart

First Women to fly across the Atlantic. She went missing crossing the pacific on July 2, 1937. She was not the first woman to fly a plane.

Matt- "Do you know who Amelia Earhart is?"
Emily- "Wasn't she the first woman to fly a plane?"
Matt- "No you moron, She was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic."

by 617dopeSICK March 29, 2008

earthen mother

One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.

The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.

I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.

by Ying Yang October 7, 2006

Earth

Big blue planet in the Milky Way. "Humans" live on this planet, and their behavior is contradictive to itself. Humans scream about cutting down rainforest, something which supplies Oxygen to the planet and keeps a protective barrier called the O-Zone alive around the earth, but inhale smoke from a burning tobbacco plant into their lungs, which also destroys the O-zone. Many of their seperated religious beliefs state that "Murder" is forbidden, but they kill millions of "Non-Believers" everyday. They are rude to one another for no reason. They hate law and authority, expecially while again endangering their lives and everyone around them lives while driving vehicles to fast, but beggs for law enforment when someone steals from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.

"Stay away from earth Kremlar. Those 'Humans' are crazy."
"You're probably right Trylak."

by Trevor Anderson January 21, 2005

Earlham College

1. A small college located in Richmond, Indiana.
2. A place where no one is capable of judging another (chances are, you're as screwed up as the next person).

1. I attend Earlham College.
2. Person A: "Haha! Look at that guy right there! He's not wearing pants!"
Person B: "Dude. You're a student at Earlham College. You're not wearing any pants either!"

by ohhay123456 April 10, 2010

Earth Day

An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed

Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???

by AnAngryRoomate May 14, 2011