Elephant Ear

the area of ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.

"she started deep throating me so hard she might as well have been whispering sweet nothings into my elephant ear"

by eagles may soar May 12, 2009

ear cheddar

The "surprise" you get when gauging your ear lobes to anything larger than a 2 gauge. It's a nasty crust on your overly large earrings. Smell is between a cats ass and something that might have died 12 weeks ago.

I leaned in close to kiss her, and then I noticed her ear cheddar. (barf)

by Dog with man head August 28, 2009

Ear gauge

Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.

Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?

Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.

Guy 1: Eww *runs away*

by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009

mouse's ear

Opposite of clown's pocket.

"That's the stuff... Ooh yeh!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Ear Hacks

Ear Hacks (or Ear Hax), is a Counter-Strike term coined by Octwo, used to sarcastically refer to a person's ability to hear another person within a game well enough to give others the impression that they're "wall hacking."

Bob hears Joe walking on the other side of a wall. He fires his weapon at Joe as he hears him near the edge of the wall, killing Joe through the wall without first seeing him. Joe calls him a wall hacker, so Bob rolls his eyes and sarcastically says that he was using Ear Hacks.

by Octwo May 24, 2007

Ear Spanking

An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.

1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!

by Mihighness September 8, 2005

ear taco

to fold someones ear so that it appears to form the shape of a taco. Usually done to those whom are in need of a spanking, but doing so is not appropriate in a public setting.

Give Jenny an ear taco because she is being a very very bad girl.

by wilmer hilson December 30, 2006