by cute clifford W. March 31, 2009
Get the midnight anal expressmug. E.Honda's big move in Street Fighter II, where he goes flying horizontally across the screen for a humongous sumo head butt.
by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005
Get the Flying Blubber Expressmug. The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.
by shitstainboyinbootcamp June 29, 2011
Get the STEAM ENGINE EXPRESSmug. by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005
Get the What's the Pony Express?mug. when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her
by donald mac dougall February 8, 2003
Get the hot load expressmug. a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the shadow of his counterpart and mentor, johnny alternative. Has been known to drink excessively and the term lorry was born during one of his drinking binges.
40: "have you seen my keys, I can't find them"
Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"
40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"
Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"
40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorry you.
Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"
40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"
Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"
40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorry you.
by Max Powers January 24, 2004
Get the 40 oz expressmug. ''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.
Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.
Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
by phudmasterexpress2009 July 7, 2009
Get the Phud Master Expressmug.