One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
Even is cute
by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019
Get the Evenmug. The lanky kid at school you always walk past in the halls, hes extremely retarded with multiple occasions of him not writing a single word on his essays. Hes only gotten an B in spanish once which he bragged about for the entire month. Hes also extremely obsessed with underground metal, hardcore, grindcore and other genres of bands with outrageously titled names which always include gory and frightening depictions of death, torture, h.p lovcraftian monsters and or beings and sexual terms. Hes always wearing the same clothes due to him never having any money, and if he does have some he will pend them instantaniously on energy drinks, mostly monster and candy. He walks around with his "Oil skin jacket" thinking its awesome and alternative, just make sure to NEVER describe it as leather, as he will respond aggresivly, often with physical attacks. Even is also known has an alter ego / personality called "The Rat King" who is a force not to be reckoned with.
Girl in 10a: "I saw Even 10a walking in the halls with his leather jacket today, he scares me everytime he enters my eyesight"
Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."
Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"
Another girl in 10a: "HEY! Dont call it an leather jacket... if he hears us well be as good as dead, he has no mercy."
Even 10a: "Did someone call my oil skin jacket "leather"? *rips out your spinal chord and swings it around for an excessive amount of time before bringing it home and hanging it up as a chandelier before crusting over the aborted fetus forest spilling cthulhus acid fluid over the dimented mothers with no recognition of the aforementioned occurances* "hey that a good band name"
by martylicious April 27, 2025
Get the even 10amug. Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.
so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.
so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.
by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024
Get the don't evenmug. by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
Get the good eveningmug. Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.mug. by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024
Get the you aint even the fartmug.