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Schrödinger's Douchebag

When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."

"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?

"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
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doucebagetry

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."
"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"
by old greggggg March 28, 2009
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Douchbag mag

One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female
After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag
by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009
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douchebaby

Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.
by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014
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douchebag orange

A shade of orange generally worn by people defined as douchebags.
Douchebag 1 ~ Yo man! Check it, I just went to the spray tan shop and got me a new shade of douchebag orange!

Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
by Shut it! February 9, 2010
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Douchebaggery

To commit an act(s) that is/are indicative of a douchebag.
Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!
by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015
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Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a douchebag
by Tracytron December 14, 2017
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