doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long

Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Dooger

A slang term, commonly used to refer to males named Luis from Puerto Rico. Normally the individual in question will be a walking hard on, prone to sleazing on Asian girls in a drunken and over bearing manner.

"Dooger, who the fuck is Dooger?"
"It's Dooger!"
"Eveyone needs a Dooger"

by Colin Tate July 16, 2008

doozer

a big stud

what a doozer

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

dooder

1. An asshole on a gay man
2. A mangina
3. A woman who looks like a man
4. An overly hairy pussy

Teen 1: Wow dude, that girl with the mustache had the most hairy pussy ever!
Teen 2: Haha man, you just fucked a dooder!

by MAXIKON October 3, 2007

Doofer

A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.

What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.

by John Ebinger November 15, 2003

Doomerson

A person from the age 12-15 who like hard rock and heavy metal music

This child is a doomerson so he must be cool!

by Eddie Kent August 1, 2003

doomed out

Depressed, appearing dejected

"She looks doomed out, what happened?"
"Her dog was run over"

by dfk November 14, 2004