distinkguished

v. past tense - the act of spraying air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

adj. a person, thing or room which has been sprayed with air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

distinkguish, distinkguished, distinkguishing

The putrid smell of his fart cloud clung to his clothes like Lindsay Lohan to a bottle of Boone's Farm. I grabbed the bottle of Febreeze and distinkguished him against his will.

by havwingswillfly August 25, 2010

Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

distantrophy

the feeling of intense longing for someone or something of an unknown source

not knowing what you want so badly but knowing you want something

you could equate the feeling of distantrophy to the longing for love or the longing of happiness but its deeper than that, it's an almost desire for something to make you complete

by kaystiel April 29, 2013

Distraccent

When a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. Or, when you're trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.

Christian Bale uses a distraccent at all times.

by nohandleplease December 1, 2014

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014

Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..

I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Disturbling

Definition: An extremely disturbed and troubling situation that causes the sayer to combine both words into one. Actions made by an individual that are both disturbing and troubling at the same time. A very scary situation.

A combination of the words disturbing and troubling first used by Rep. Elijah Cummings on February 27, 2019 during a hearing of Michael Cohen against President Donald Trump.

It is a disturbling situation we have with our POTUS.

Many things that POTUS says are very disturbling.

by SheKat February 27, 2019