Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010
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person 1: My sister is always so bitchy and I don't even know why!
person 2: Sounds like a case of raging bitch disorder.
person 2: Sounds like a case of raging bitch disorder.
by Jane Doe I Don't Even Know November 8, 2013
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A chatting platform in use mostly by Salty 7 year olds who say they are 18.
A site where 99% of the children who use it don't even meet the minimum requirement of 13.
Most of the original users have left due to the bullshit it holds.
A site where 99% of the children who use it don't even meet the minimum requirement of 13.
Most of the original users have left due to the bullshit it holds.
11 Year old: Hey do you use Discord.
6 Year old: No, (Goes home to ask their Karen) Hey, Karen Whats Discord.
Karen: I don't care, do what you like.
(The kid joins, and skips the Ts&Cs.)
Discord: Are you over 13?
Kid: Yes.
6 Year old: No, (Goes home to ask their Karen) Hey, Karen Whats Discord.
Karen: I don't care, do what you like.
(The kid joins, and skips the Ts&Cs.)
Discord: Are you over 13?
Kid: Yes.
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Get the Discord mug.A mentally paralyzing disorder usually afflicting a female coworker. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to, downright stupidity, inability to make rational decisions, possible involvement in sorority life, lack of communication skills, exuding premenstrual attitudes 97.5% of the month, mildly attractive (but not really), complete absence of driving abilities, and a few months from realizing she needs AA.
1) I feel so sorry for Emily, she has Stupid Bitch Disorder.
2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!
Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.
3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.
2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!
Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.
3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.
by NicksADick July 30, 2010
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Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
by Jeremy in Denver January 30, 2008
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Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
by Biff Justice November 2, 2005
Get the Jessica Simpson Disorder mug.An addiction to video games. A new mental health condition which is now in the International Classification of Diseases. Basically if you have an addiction to something than it's a disorder. Weeb? JAPANESE WEEB DISORDER. Like porn? PORN DISORDER. And it goes on.
"Oh my god, Dylan. Get off the Xbox! You've been on for 6 hours and I think you have the new gaming disorder!" exclaimed Mom.
"Gosh, have you heard of that new gaming disorder thing?" one mom said. "Yeah, it's pretty strange. We should probably limit our child's playtime even more." replied the vice-president of The Mom's Club.
"Gosh, have you heard of that new gaming disorder thing?" one mom said. "Yeah, it's pretty strange. We should probably limit our child's playtime even more." replied the vice-president of The Mom's Club.
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