Old Whore's Diet

Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.

From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet

"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet

Old Whore's Diet by Sacralita April 24, 2005

aspen diet

When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.

Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!

aspen diet by deerdles November 6, 2007

blowjob diet 

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

blowjob diet by bishmcbishopson July 4, 2008

Michael Phelps diet 

When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.

Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.

Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"

Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."

Michael Phelps diet by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009

BRAT diet 

What to give someone (usually a kid) who has diarrhea:

-Bananas
-Rice
-Apple Sauce
-Toast

This should stop those frequent trips to the bathroom.

My kid's been sick for 3 days. I've been feeding him the BRAT diet so he won't have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.

BRAT diet by U.Dontneedthat October 30, 2009

Love Diet 

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

Love Diet by sicgirl August 28, 2007

finger diet 

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

finger diet by R4YCH February 5, 2010