4 definitions by bishmcbishopson
by bishmcbishopson February 4, 2008
by bishmcbishopson January 29, 2008
A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.
Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"
Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"
Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"
by bishmcbishopson July 4, 2008
Penetrative Vaginal Intercourse. An acronym to describe the act of coitus in an online situation, in place of vague descriptions such as "BRB" or "AWK". Can be used to excuse oneself from conversation in order to have sex, or to explain what oneself has been doing during an absence
by bishmcbishopson January 18, 2009