Diamond Jubilee 

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polishrd off a bag of crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

Diamond Jubilee by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

Diamond Jubilee 

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

Diamond Jubilee by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

Diamond Sealed 

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

Diamond Sealed by Domslay June 8, 2022

diamond press 

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

diamond press by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022

Diamond Owl

Diamond owl is a entity which exists above many things

he is said to be an owl but can take on many forms his favorite being and owl

guy- hey bro you know diamond owl
friend- no bro but i heard of him once
guy- dude come on how do you not know him he's a great guy
friend- damm i kinda wanna know him now

Diamond Owl by gudboii June 19, 2022

Diamond D 

The Real Diamond Dylan. But also known as Dildo Dickhead, Double Douchebag, Dick Drama, etc...and his porn name Deep Dicken

Ex.1"Who is that cocky, smug, son of a bitch?"

"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"

Diamond D by Biscuit Buttshooter June 29, 2022

Diamond Joe 

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

Diamond Joe by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022