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destructive ownage

pure and uter anihilation to the point of no possible return
Steven: 360 no scope headshot with my pistol DESTRUCTIVE OWNAGE!!!!
Roberto: I shall never play Call of Duty again
by viyter March 6, 2010
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destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable
Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.
by jarge20 September 26, 2010
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Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
by SG937 October 25, 2010
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destructile

Matter capable of causing enormous destruction.

An invention of concept or strategy capable of causing huge destruction.

An unbeatable weapon of destruction.
destructile - A large nuclear weapon which can cause huge destruction and is heavily shielded and cannot be destroyed by any defensive weapon.

destructile - A huge comet capable of destroying life on a planet.
by NobleWorld February 8, 2012
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distractionary

The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.
The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.
by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012
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distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
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distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject
ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity
by CEwing November 5, 2015
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