Desperatality

When you get extremely desperate to where you can’t get anymore desperate.

Dude 1 - “Bro I need to eat food! I’m so hungry!
Dude 2 - “Wow the amount of desperatality you have!

by The Supreme Demon February 10, 2019

Desperation Joggers

(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.

Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.

by Amersons March 5, 2019

dapper weed

A hand picked quality of grade A marijuana. That is manicured too it’s top state of being.

I smoke dapper weed.

by Good weed, Exotic weed, June 9, 2019

Dipper

UK slang for a knife

“She’s holding the dipper, I’m holding her waist” - Fredo, Funky FridY

by CN1700 August 14, 2019

DipperBalls

Some cunt who goes the chippy and buys curry sauce to dip his balls in it fuckin weirdo, could also be known as rascal balls

Omg dipperbollocks is back at it again
What is he doing !
This is why no one likes dipperballs

He just dipped his balls in curry sauce omg!
Fatcuntsugartitsburgerboobs55degreeangle

by xellaaaaafuckoffx May 20, 2020

Desper

To desper is to make cum sounds ( moaning sounds ) all throughout the night , named after my cousin desper , desper is a. Serious illness

Oh boi that lad really knows how to desper ! I’m sorry but you have ... desper

by Scranielle October 18, 2020

Desper

1To moan loudly and make cum sounds all through the night with no rhyme or reason
2 a serious medical condition where you can only make cum sounds

1Oh boi u really are a desper!
2 I’m sorry but you have ... desper

by Scranielle October 18, 2020