cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

by kimgee April 25, 2010

Hollis Dougharty's Shit

The first words said when shit happened to you

1."Hollis Dougharty's Shit!" The bitch is insane.

by Mudhorny October 14, 2020

Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

doughnut muncher

A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.

God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.

by el3nch November 1, 2006

Daughter

A girl who loves you and is your best friend for most of her life until she one day arbitrarily decides to rip your heart from your chest and throw it in the grinder.

Oh that beautiful girl? She used to be my daughter.

by GroundRound August 11, 2010

doughnutting

To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.

Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.

by Hand-E-Food November 10, 2014

Toronto Jelly Doughnut

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!

Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.

by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009