Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

Kadaitcha Dancer

A hambeast or buttergolem of the antipodean variety. This peculiar creature is thankfully incapable of reproduction as there are no beer goggles in the whole rocking world thick enough to render the thing rootable even by the most desperate.

Hiya Snowpony! You look like a Kadaitcha Dancer!

by The International Wool Secretariat January 14, 2005

Dancery

This word was made popular by Mary J. Blige in her song Family Affair. However, it ends up that's not what she's saying. The correct lyric is "Dance Soiree". A "soiree" is an evening party or gathering typically held in a private home. I suppose that does make a little more sense than dancery.

Everyone was surprised to learn that the song lyric is actually "Dance soiree", not "dancery".

by Ilovenaps August 31, 2019

Dangerously Cheesy

Used to describe excitment,something cool or "hip". Often used by "Chester" to describe his cheetos. Can be used in place of off da hizzle.

Me: "Yo Matt Fizzle..i jus hooked up with that fly pigeon"
Matt Fizzle: "That chick is dangerously cheesy dogg!"

by H-DoGG May 13, 2005

Living Dangerously

Listening to the ipod of an indiscriminate music fan exclusively on shuffle.

How was the ride up?" "Not bad, except John insisted on living dangerously, and we ended up listening to a lot of bad Ukrainian pop.

by UnderThunder June 12, 2011

dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who always hits someone with a baseball while they're batting and hit someone

1 that dangerous lumber gave megan AIDS
2 that dangerous lumber killed off my whole team

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Danger Wank

Wanking hoping to be caught

Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?

by samsam222 September 26, 2010