double daddy

A dude, other than your father, porking your mother.

Person A: I fucked your mom.

Person B: Screw you, asshole.

Person A: Hey, respect your double daddy.

by 111213 November 13, 2013

double beard

When a gay man and a lesbian woman marry/date in order to cover up their homosexuality

Mary and Anthony are pretending to love each other, thats such a double beard

by Thehomoloco February 24, 2015

double u

1: Is as exactly as it seems, a long way to type the letter "w", mostly used for common annoyance tactics.

2: a defense against a "No U" it holds more power than just a "No W", Used to assert your dominance.

1: Say you are going to pay 5 dollars to a streamer, you were gonna type "wwwwwwww..." but you saw this thing on Urban Dictionary, so instead you type then copy paste "Double U" (also making the text to speech take longer to actually pronounce "Double U", in turn, causing the streamer to go mad)

2: Person 1: *says nothing*

Person 2: Double U (works less effectively in audible speech)
Person 1: what?
Person 2: *says nothing for 1 minute* Double u
Person 1: stop
Person 2: no U
Person 1: no Double U

by Madblood February 11, 2019

Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.

Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!

by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011

double over

the action of falling on your knees in pain. Usually the result of being kicked in the groin.

Lenny groaned out a curse and doubled over after receiving a swift kick to the groin.

by Alden Myrerin April 4, 2005

Double Dutch Bus

A song written by Bill Bloom and Frankie Smith and performed by Frankie Smith. Originally released in 1981 by WMOT records. It was the first song to popularize the use of "izz" infixation (ie. "Wizze izzare plizzayin dizzouble dizzutch" which translates as "We are playing double dutch").

"Double Dutch Bus" is one hot track.

by Reka Riley March 31, 2008

double fist

To hold and/or consume two drinks at once.

I was double fisting MGD at the frat house last night.

by Redfox697 November 26, 2003