Real Deal

A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.

Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"

Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."

by rob rob6969 March 7, 2009

ya figgin deal me

can be replaced by "you know what i mean?"

"did you get the new issue of cosmo with the 5 page spread on...ya figgin deal me?"

"yeah i tried a few of those positions."

by cakehoe August 11, 2008

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

shitty deal

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.

my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.

by mCcloud April 10, 2008

seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008

what's the damn deal?

what you ask a girl you tryna get into if you know what i mean

I asked Cristina what's the damn deal?
she said "you tell me"
so i knew she was down

by JD6 March 5, 2008

Cease to deal

To die. Based loosely on the biblical passage Isaiah 33:1

"As soon as you cease to deal treacherously, others will deal treacherously with you."

That runaway truck ramp is made to protect the load not the driver. After that instant deceleration, the driver would surely cease to deal.

by Katatetori February 8, 2009