dtf

the wrong way of saying d2f

Me: A hot girl wants to fuck.
Friend: She's not dtf, she's d2f!

by d2f October 4, 2017

DTF

DTF means down to fuck.

often used by teenage boys when speaking off girls

boy a: stephanie was really DTF this weekend
boy b: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn bro!! i`D deffinetly tap that

by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017

dtf

draining the fat

are you dtf?? we should do it together

by marxste January 2, 2018

dtftw

donald trump for the win

make america great again dtftw

by lucy gallon February 7, 2018

dtf

dtf is an abbreviation for "dudes tickle fungus" implying that individuals of the male sex indulge in pre miscues activities with mushrooms and such.

Sally:OMG I CANT BELIVE DAVE DUMPED YOU SUSIE,I
IM SO SORRY
Susie:well, you know what they say about guys and their truffles...dtf.

by Trapsarenice May 18, 2018

dtfa

Down to fuck ass.

Damn look at that girl, she's wearing white pants. I bet she's dtfa.

by J9876 May 24, 2018

dtf

A moment when one realizes that Donald Trump is actually the President and suddenly a gloomy cloud appears over your entire world view.

Bob: I couldn't get any sleep last night.
Jane: Why not?
Bob: DTF.

by benknight May 24, 2018