Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.

“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
“Fuckin Crow!”

by BossMci March 10, 2021

Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear

It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.

by Paniniman June 23, 2019

The Crows (Rap)

A rap band that raps primarily in Mongolian. This band is derived from Mongolia and is little known to the rest of the world. In Mongolia they are huge and have done over 3 USD in albums. The amazing thing is that Monglia only makes a total anual national income of 1.50 USD. Its members are Ti-Ha, Chinka, Chata, and UHOOUHGH.

"D00d! did you hear the new band from Mongolia! They're called the Crows (Rap)!"

by Willy (310-663-6624) May 1, 2006

Crow

Synonym for uncomfortable, mostly used in relation to people, situations or emotions.

Is it just me or is he following us? That’s crow as hell.

by blevdog February 22, 2022

Reverse Crow

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.

Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

by PriestLover69 March 23, 2022

crow for toast

stupid, idiotic, ignorant in the ways of the "dealie"

omg this is so crow for toast! i hate it.

by kati December 16, 2003