Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

Ass Crabs

Haveing pubic lice on your butt and in the hair

Cheerleaders are the main carrier of Ass crabs

by Foxeswrestler24 November 1, 2010

Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

Blue Caps

A type of psychadelic mushroom.

We ate a bag of blue caps and smelled the colors for hours.

by Alixinchains December 11, 2007

Capstone

To hit a man on the top of the balls while he is masturbating, causing sperm to go back down the tunnel funnel.

Chad was yanking in my room, so I capstoned him.

by Juggalos are all fat June 5, 2010

capsule beaner

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.

person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner

by z-trip April 25, 2009

crabs

the definition of a crab is a diss to crips because crips kill each other too. so they're crabs. most crip gangs dont like ROLLIN' 60 CRIP; a diss, NAPPS. before CRABS, the diss to crips was called E-Ricket because crips started in EAST LOS ANGELES, a gang called EASTCOAST CRIP, 1-9-0. crips would go around makin' noise, skippin' around and sayin' cuh every other second. so what bloods usually do with their words, they replace the "C" with a "B" but back then they replace the "C" with an "E" to represent EASTCOAST CRIPS. E-RICKET(EASTCOAST CRICKETS).

what happens if you put a whole bunch of crabs in one box. they start fightin' with each other and thats what they do, they fight each other.

"ay blood, look at those crab niggas fightin' each other."

by ya teacher October 14, 2006