the act of fucking a random girl, a jewish woman probably, and leaving immediately after getting off.
the 'fuck and run' method if you will.
the 'fuck and run' method if you will.
by Caleb the almighty April 13, 2008
A sarcastic reference to washed up and desperate celebrities such as valeri bertonelli, Jason Alexander, Sara rue, kirstie alley featured on Jenny Craig commercials. Including Gilfred Godfrey for shoedini
I saw George from Seinfeld on this Jenny Craig commercial the other day he's hit an all time low dude, he's a Jenny Craigs list celeb now
by boobyfukr March 07, 2010
When you earn so much money on Craig's list, you become a complete douche to your friends and all you care about is making more Craig's list money.
by Shankyoself October 14, 2010
getting hammered, drunk, pissed, until you become an absolute state and all your friends make fun of you afterwards.
dude: "dude, you got completely craig morgan'd last night!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"
by squarehead94 January 05, 2012
Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.
Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?
Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!
Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !
Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!
Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !
by Magicschoolbusdropout January 19, 2021
by jennycraiger March 22, 2010
Career criminal;
Charming 47 year old junkie;
Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;
Been in prison many times;
Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;
Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;
Ungrateful when met with compassion;
Takes but never gives;
Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);
Lies;
Cheats;
Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;
Charming;
Manipulative;
Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;
Charming 47 year old junkie;
Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;
Been in prison many times;
Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;
Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;
Ungrateful when met with compassion;
Takes but never gives;
Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);
Lies;
Cheats;
Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;
Charming;
Manipulative;
Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;
Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”
by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021