corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.

Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.

by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013

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Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

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Shanghai Corn

The rival brand of Beijing Corn.

Timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai Corn.

by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

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Corn Modulator

A mixed drink composed primarily of grain alcohol, corn whiskey, and corn syrup.

Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?

Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.

by Harframic Dioxide November 2, 2022

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Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022

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Corn Hatch

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.

She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

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