A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.
The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.
by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020
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(During scrabble) I'm consonated! I have no vowel movement!
by Windbreaker willie July 22, 2025
Get the Consonated mug.A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Get the Three consonants and a dozen vowels mug.what the fuck??? you've never had a cononacho???
by smokeyturdson November 25, 2007
Get the cononacho mug.when someone cusses and all you can discern are the dominant consonants of the word, usually when the cusser is a substantial distance away--
most often when someone says "shit" and all you can hear is "shhhhhhhht"
most often when someone says "shit" and all you can hear is "shhhhhhhht"
"i was all the way across the room, but i'm pretty sure i heard my dad consocuss the other day when his computer crashed."
by loonerspacecraft August 1, 2008
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Eh, I'm so consnarfulating right now. I have all these finals, but I really don't wanna study for them.
Eh, I'm so consnarfulating right now. I have all these finals, but I really don't wanna study for them.
by David Hubbard December 19, 2008
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