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clay

he is a funny person even tho they are stupid.
have u seen clay?
yea hes stupid asf
by TponPvP July 23, 2021
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Clay

Clay is a loyal and dependable friend who will always be there for you. He is known to show off his “goods” is the bathroom and to flaunt his confidence. Clay has great music taste and will never let homework get in the way of friendship.

His top skills include cooking fried rice and twerking. He is also known to bust a move to WAP and fly to space. Watch out for clays as they love to be high and will make you a stoner.
I got high with Clay last night

Bro did u see clays dick in the shower last night
by Hashbrown Smalz November 8, 2020
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clay monkey

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013
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Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.
That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.
by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022
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radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.
I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.
by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015
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Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020
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Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.
I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.
by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022
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