Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

shoot some clams

1) v. The practice of meeting and having sexual relations.

2) v. to have sex.

Billy said to his friends, "Hey guys, let's go down to the pier and shoot some clams".

by algebraboy99 September 10, 2010

clabs

A term used for people with crab claws for hands.

Boy: dude, look at that crab boy

friend: wow, hes got CLABS!

boy: nice.

by Jordan Sim April 23, 2008

Chapster

A man who needs no introduction, a man who cries gravy, a man who's middle name begins with the 27th letter of the alphabet. More feared in the streets of Grimsby than an Italian waiter riding a donkey smoking a joint. He knows no rules and will stop at nothing until he gets what he wants, even if he has to defy gravity and fly to Fiji with a broken 4th toe. His/Her name can only be described as sacred, it is chapster.

'The name is Chapster, The Chapster'

by SuperKongOrlando24 April 13, 2012

white caps

It's usaully said "white hats". It's a term mostly used in the phish parking lots and "heady" scene to describe obnoxious preppy frat boy types there to party and not as much for the music. These are also the "kids" who will most likely spend $300 on ticket to a sold out phish show. They are a lot of times "custies" as well.

did you see that white cap (white hat)? He's pretty obnoxious.

psh.

by ashley January 31, 2004

thigh-caps

Synonym for butt. Invented August 1-2 at midnight by dwight schrute on the craig ferguson show.

Franklin kicked Mario in the thigh-caps!

by Gohtohmaon September 26, 2008

chaps

'Chaps' is a kind of person who has a real life cullen in their life.

'Chaps' tend to be obsessive over grammer, excellent at maths, in denial about how pretty they are and prone to writing the name of their loved ones all over other peoples property. They also tend to have similar characteristics to Bella Swan.

'Chaps' also are prone to be "tree huggers" and woods are a huge passion of theirs.

Also, 'Chaps' tend to be part of the small group that prefers myspace to facebook.

Alex : OMG, your girlfriends such a Chaps!
Finstin : Ikr! She's like a total Bella clone! <4

by 7872 August 9, 2009