The EXTREMELY fear of Santa Clause or anything to do with him . Commonly mistaken by idiots to be " the fear of small spaces " But Idiots are WRONG . That was something made up by adults to not worry children .
by manly man truth August 19, 2011
Get the claustrophobia mug.a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.
Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits
by orange March 12, 2005
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The sexual act of tittie fucking a girl and the ejaculating on her chin to make it look like a Santa Claus Beard.
Me: Oh damn look at that hot chick with the bigb jtits!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!
by Shbjane May 5, 2010
Get the Santa Claus mug.1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
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Get the santa clause mug.Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.
by A Triad August 23, 2010
Get the Santa Claus mug.People who play Counter Strike or other fps games that constantly change their name to appear in a different clans.
{1337} GaryRocks: Hey guys
csguy1: Hey GaryRocks, aren't you also in the -={HAXOR}=- clan?
csguy2: OMG and i've seen you online as pwnzor|GaryRocks !
csguy3: OMG clansexual!
csguy1: Hey GaryRocks, aren't you also in the -={HAXOR}=- clan?
csguy2: OMG and i've seen you online as pwnzor|GaryRocks !
csguy3: OMG clansexual!
by Mesh Gear Fox December 9, 2007
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