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Christian

A name bestowed to those that are above the intellectual standards of mere humans.
Humans think , but Christian knows.
by Page master December 20, 2016
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Christian

A sweet caring pearson who will always have your back and he/she will always tell the truth and love you forever and get all the boys/girls but they won't say they like her...
Oh did you see Christian today .....
by That girl is wack February 25, 2017
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Corpus Christi Buttplug

The act of (a gay man) inserting a dryer sheet into his butthole in order to make his butthole more bearable for his partner, (another man) and then accidentally discharging it from his ass from farting.
Kody: Hey man did you see Cody shoot that Corpus Christi Buttplug out of his ass? It smelled like cum!!!
Johnston: Ya, his anus is Heinous!!!
by John-doe1 November 11, 2012
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Schaumburg Christian School

A prison in Schaumburg, IL. This school has a case for the worst high school in IL, with their administration leading the way. They do not know what to do, and their teachers do not know how to teach either, besides one, Joshua Csoka. The administration shows their favorites day in and day out, and if you are not on their good side, then you are out of luck. Stay clear of this school for your mental health.
Schaumburg Christian School is the worst school in Illinois
by anonymous3724 November 6, 2021
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anti-christian

A religious point of view that goes against the Bible and anything to do with it.
I am an anti-christian.
by Adam Paananen April 8, 2008
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christian gentleman

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.
by Kix May 4, 2004
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Christian

The feeling and knowledge of having God with you at all times, having the knowledge that Jesus died for our sins. Knowing that you are a sinner, but not judging others sins. Knowing that you need God and Jesus in order to go to heaven. Knowing the truth, and not only knowing and believing but showing others that they need God and Jesus to or they will go to hell.
"I am very proud to be a christian because God has given me more then I will ever deserve"
by Apple Sauce! <3 August 31, 2015
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