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shocky cheese

A habit or action in which you continue to engage, despite the fact that it has burned you in the past.

The term is derived from experiments where a rodent is put into a maze containing a delicious piece of cheese (perhaps Roquefort) that is hooked up to a wire that shocks the rodent. The rodent keeps forgetting that's the shocky cheese.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."
"Starbucks is my shocky cheese. I was already paying for my latte when I remembered, 'I hate this place!'"
by eeMuLi April 25, 2008
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cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!
by Carpman May 14, 2003
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ass-cheese

The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.

Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.

Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'

'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'

'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
by Tahtiana September 10, 2008
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Cheese Tweeter

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.
by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009
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Cheeseburger-Handy

The act of exchanging a cheeseburger for a hand-job.
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"
by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010
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unstable cheese

Cheese that comes from the Fast Food stores where the cheese on the burgers is not cooked right and if breaks off while you hold it in your hands. Often you find yourself in the situation where you are using your laptop, or playing a PSP. or simply reading the newspaper. then a piece of cheese breaks off and lands on whatever gets on it's way.
Person #1: O'sht, unstable cheese got my PSP screen!
Person #2: Har Har, should sue Macdonald's for it. If fat people can sue them for being fat, then it wount hurt if we sue for Unstable cheese.
by SmexMuffinMan December 7, 2006
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Bavarian cheese whistle

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time
Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!
by fnIrish January 17, 2009
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