Change

change.. it happens every second of everyday...it happends when you grow..when you change sceneory...everyone changes...it all depends on if its good or bad

when the love of your life your best friend since grade 6. . .and everything goes fine... its a little rocky at one time.. but then you rejoin and are close as ever...then you finally learn that you love this friend so much more then you thought...for a long time you are the couple... holding hands kissing you have grown up together... and you even get over a breakup... and then a new surrounding comes into place... new people and at first its all right..but then just when you think that you friend is going to push you aside.. you end up doing the pushing

by nic-Nack October 27, 2004

Trumped-up charges

Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.

Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

Change

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We need CHANGE vote for Obama. God Bless America

by T Denny December 19, 2008

Change

C.H.A.N.G.E=come help a nigger get elected

Obama:change is wat we need

by 22slovak January 17, 2009

change one's panties

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

Changejar-Ho

When a skank is so loose, you can fit 2 dicks up in dat. After a desperate playa beats it (Changejar-ho's vagina) up, he throws money inside that whores vag like a dirty prostitute. But shes such a ho she doesn't deserve the money so, YOU shake that Bitch like a piggy bank my niggazz!!

Dave-"Yo Ryan what happened with that skeezer at Hatters tonight?"
Ryan-"Yo check it, that bitch aint nutin but a changejar-ho, i shook that bitch so hard she could of payed my college loans.
Dave-AWWW shiiiit! For reals!"
Ryan-"C-town What!!!"

by Joseph WIlliam Cruise IIII January 20, 2005

chances

1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009