A Card

An individual who is an anal virgin. Usually used in reference to taking the anal virginity of another.

"I copped this bitches A Card last night!"

by BUTT PIRATE ROB November 2, 2006

face card

a $100 bill

"a face card is a hundred dolla bill, a long very hard stare is a grill" R.I.P. BIG-L

by rasta-gangsta March 3, 2003

wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2010

fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

credit card

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

by stryder717 September 17, 2007

ghetto card

n. used to determine whether a person should really be regarded as black with respect to their acceptance in the "harder" areas of town. Those without ghetto cards are not welcome in the hood.

That guy went to Harvard, married a white girl and never come round anymore. We'll have to gank his ghetto card.

by dwnhomeblues December 2, 2004

Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.

I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.

by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009