Canisumption

The act or cultural practice among certain people of consuming dog meat, often for sustenance, culinary tradition, or perceived medicinal benefits

seems like there's a large population in China who are participating in "Canisumption"

by The real Word ninja November 1, 2025

canulence

Canulence
canulence
noun
The particularly foul flatulence produced by dogs, especially after eating something they shouldn’t have.
Example:
“The canulence cleared the living room in seconds.”

“The canulence cleared the living room in seconds.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Cancún Ted

"Cancun Ted" refers to the sleazy U.S. Senator from Texas, who in February 2021 took his family on vacation to Cancun, Mexico, while a severe winter storm left millions of his constituents in Texas without power, heat, and water.

When the going gets tough, you can count on Cancún Ted Cruz not to be there for his constituents. Instead, he will be on a beach in Mexico sipping a piña colada.

by LaughingAloud January 18, 2026

Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.

That fat fuck has pit cans!

by them00se July 22, 2012

Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

dart cans

Dart cans is a drinking game played by a group of people sitting in a circle with a can of alcohol in front of them and a throwing dart in their hand. The aim is to pierce the can of somebody else. If your can gets pierced you have to shotgun your can.

Matty and Blighty are dominating dart cans!

by Matttherat May 12, 2016

Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 24, 2016