Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.
by Mike Rotchburns October 25, 2006
Get the Callum mug.An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
by BlargenSploosh January 7, 2010
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A middle aged man who still lives with his mum, he made his claim to mediocre fame by criticising BGMedia and getting the piss taken out of him by more successful YouTubers like WillNe and memeulous, and pretty much everyone else.
One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”
He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.
One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”
He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.
Mate have you heard of that YouTube channel called Callum’s corner? It’s actually pretty shit content but his levels of cringe just makes it funny
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Callum Nicolson is a extremely sexy type of person they are also known for having very long hair with glasses and can sometimes be mistaken for a girl
Callum Nicolson is a extremely sexy type of person they are also known for having very long hair with glasses and can sometimes be mistaken for a girl
by Science_Master March 21, 2017
Get the Callum Nicolson mug.Callisto was a nymph from Greek mythology and one of Artemis's followers. Zeus liked her and pretended to be Artemis so he could come close. He then revealed himself and raped her. Callisto didn't dare telling Artemis because her followers were all supposed to be virgins, which she now wasn't anymore, whether she wanted to or not. When she was several months into the pregnancy, Artemis and her followers went bathing and she was forced to undress. When Artemis saw her belly, she was furious because Callisto hadn't told her and turned her into a she-bear. Callisto was then chased and killed by dogs. Zeus rescued her unborn child and gave it to the mother of Hermes to care for.
Person 1: I heard about this girl who was raped and then blamed for being pregnant.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.
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