coleman clap

When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.

*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."

by AprixOath September 7, 2019

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020

Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.

The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!

by Salty 40 March 23, 2020

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone, usually when they break a rule/law.

You should get out of that area before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020