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A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long.
Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.
*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj*
*pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long*
girl: Oh my god thats a Chode
*guy gets embarassed*
Chode by Evan Rich January 17, 2008
a dick fatter than it is long
"wow dude, look at your chode!"
"that chodes one to die for"
"suck my chode!"
chode by tommboy69 February 6, 2008
a chode is a penis as long as it is short
and also the subject behind the chode kingdom
a magical place where the chode queen rules
and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be
"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?"

"duh the chode kingdom"
chode by nich..? January 12, 2009
The dark skin between the penis and the asshole
You are a chode!
chode by kwang July 18, 2003
think of a dinner plate on your nuts
Damn, can you eat of that chode?
Chode by Mike Peterson December 27, 2002
It means a short and fat penis but it could be used to call a friend in a manner not demeaning them.
"Hey chode come here!"
"Whats up chode"
chode by Mandingo Harrison September 27, 2007